Checkbook, Please!

One of the nice things about being home for the summer is that I make money.

One of the not-so-nice things about being home is that that money will be spent on tuition.

One of the really-not-so-nice things about being home is that that money that will be spent on tuition is the result of overtime pay since I spend too much money that should be saved.

But as a wise philanderer once said, a penny saved is a penny that could've been spent on clothes.

So I decided it would be wise to document my spending for the past two weeks. The following is that documentation.

6/12 5:45 p.m.: Tiger Tickets ($18)
It's been about two months since I've seen my favorite Jesus-freak/future roommate. See him below.He's the one in the green. I thought the church frowned against stuff like that.

6/15 4:30 p.m.: Kinkos ($45)
Went to Kinkos to make a life-size color copy of this picture.
I especially like my tenacity. Also I like the look of the douchebag from U of M in the background. Also, Highfield's adjusting himself from behind my arm.

6/16 12:45 a.m.: Lady of the Night ($15)
She said I didn't tip well. I said she wasn't worth the $10 up front.

6/17 3:45 p.m.: Victoria's Secret ($25)
Last minute gift. Can't believe I almost forgot Mom's birthday.

6/19 5:30 p.m.: Picture frame ($30)
A picture like that deserves its own frame. Woooo self aggrandizement.

6/21 11:00 a.m.: Avril Lavinge CD ($9.99 on iTunes)
"You're so fine
I want you mine
You're so delicious
I think about you all the time
You're so addictive
Don't you know what I could do to make you feel alright?
Don't pretend I think you know I'm damn precious
And hell yeah
I'm the mother fucking princess
I can tell you like me too and you know I'm right"

Oh Avril, you doth speak what my lips cannot say.

6/24 11:45 p.m.: Decaying fish heads ($20 on the black market)
We'll see if Colman ever makes an ass out of me. He better watch his back.

6/26 4:30 p.m.: A new pair (price based on estimate)
Just in case anybody actually takes this post seriously