I'm Finding A Life Mate

So this morning I spent a good 30 minutes filling out an eHarmony.com questionnaire.



Now that I've lost my self-respect and Y-chromosome, let me explain.

I'm working on a business plan similar to that of an eHarmony.com. It's going to make me rich. My dad asked me last night if I would consider dropping out of school to pursue this plan. In the words of my Chip, my RA last year: What? Are you serious? Are you furreal?

That's right. But that's not the point of this post. The real point is what I found when I filled out the questionnaire. (Keep in mind this is all an educational tool for me. I'm not looking for my life partner.)

First of all, they rejected me because I wouldn't have enough agreeable matches. Maybe it's because I'm 18. That or the fact that I sought a Mormon between the ages of 18 and 24 who makes more than $100,000 a year and is willing to get freaky before marriage. I really don't know.

But here is what I do know: The put a picture of a guy next to each of the five reports categories (Agreeableness, Openness, Emotional Stability, Conscientiousness, and Extraversion) and each one of these guys looks overly gay. Check them out:

I just thought I would point that out. The rest of the "personality profile" tells you all your shortcomings and where you suck at life. But I already knew all of that stuff.



This post really has no point at all. I think I'm done.