"Thoughts from my head"

"Thoughts from my head"

Ok, that up there says "Thoughts from my head"

Which leads me to this:

Who the fuck wants to write in Webdings?

It doesn't make sense. For example, how the hell are you supposed to know that Shift+apostrophe will give you a pentagon connected with a bunch of lines?

I mean, whenever I want to type a pentagon connected with a bunch of lines (and trust me, this happens about as often as that brilliant EMT truck that represents "H"), I know to immediately go Shift+apostrophe since nobody in the entire world doesn't know that. I mean, even frickin Spiderman would know how to type his own pentagon-shaped web.

Ok, for real this time. This is the first irrelevant blog in my currently irreverent summer life. So while I've been sitting behind the counter of a golf shop servicing exorbitantly rich people of the Jewish faith, these have been my thoughts on the world in general (feel free to provide answers):

If all the world is a stage, then where is the curtain?

If there are no small parts, just small actors, then what happens when Tom Cruise has just one line in a movie?

How can a country have two names, like Curacao and Netherlands Antilles? I mean, you don't see France calling itself both France and Country of Giant Pussies.

For that matter, how can a place have two capitals, like La Paz and Sucre in Bolivia. Rhode Island doesn't have Providence and that other city in Rhode Island as dual capitals.

Nomination list for the bands with the worst names:
- Hoobastank
- The New Pornographers
- The Red Jumpsuit Appartatus
- Fergie
- Keller Instinct

What is "How I roll?" Have you ever rolled? What is it "to roll"?

How come some people can pull off the one name thing (Cher, Madonna, Dubya) and others can't (Daughtry, Fergie, etc.)? Who decides that?

From work: Who's the dumbass who thought to himself, "Let's charge people $45 for 12 golf balls." Eff him and his big bag of money.

Those are my thoughts from the week. More to come.

What I'm listening to at this very moment as I type and the song changes because I've spent too long typing and get pissed off at iTunes: Portland Is Leaving - Rocky Votolato